Lady and a driver

A stark-naked drunken woman jumped into a vacant cab.

The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring at the woman.

He makes no attempt to start the car.

“What's wrong with you sunshine, haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?”

“I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".

"Well if you’re not bloody staring at me matey, what are you doing then?

"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."